Adorable is not what you say about something that lasts.

Welp. I have a new friend Janet who treats me well and keeps me warm.

Something tells me I'm into something good.

Geniusosity.

Will the sweating ever stop?!
Nope!
Fall. Hot cider. Crunchy leaves under foot. Yes.
:) sounds joyous
Just bought a spice rack for a dollar
From a hippie. Boom.
Boom!
Uh oh. Boom! How ya doin, vern?
You win medals?!
/give me a cig-a-lig :)
No more words of the speaking kinds....ok
Sharfing. The 13th Olympic game that is played the morning after; Vern takes the gold!
Sharfing=shitting and barfing simultaneously
Now? Yikes. You gonna be ok?
You did that good at beer olympics? Sharfing is your trophy?
Yes I ate a breakfast burrito and now I can hold my head up high. Hah
Hahha nice. So, tell me about these olympics! Events you participated in?!
Well I drank beer out of an ice cube tray with a straw. Did wheelbarrow like things in an obstacle course. 'twas fun!
I made rose watch my drunk kitchen, then we cook indian food while drunk. It was great. Rose felt inspired :)
:) that sounds lovely. I am watching somma that
Did youwin at any of them? Do you remember texting me?
I ampoooooping. Dude, i cant remember the last time i vommed (knock on fuckin wood)
I texted you boom, that was it?
Lol yeah. I figured you were wasted face by then. You work this day/evening, ladyma'am?
Omg my drunk kitchen iron chef style in cali this month!
Yeah I saw that. And I am unfortunTely at work right now. Fml
Wait you did 13 events?! And dude let's go!
Rose is hosting a small bbq tonight. You are invited! Not many people. Itl be low key and relaxed. Uhm yeah. And if not, no worries. As always.
There were 12 I think I stopped at 10?
Omg. Yiiiikes! You black out? Also, i am still pooping.
There is supposed to be a new episode friday. I think. We should watch it. And drink. And cook.
That's exciting!
What is?
New episode!!
Boom. Clean laundry. Not i have more than one blanket so that when guests take naps on the couch they wont use their hoodies as pants and freeze :)
Hoodies as pants is effective but what about your arms?
That is why i now have a good clean blanket. For thearm warmth.
Whatcha think she is gonna cook? And drink?
Omg forgot that kim is ma friend on fb lol. Did you have ta be in at 8 and were you still drunk?
I got here at like 815. Puking, and period! Not cool
Aw. Poor vernsie :( but im pretty sure that makes you a champion. i wish my period would get the ef outta here.
Rupert kissed your gf!
:) Good for him! I bet they look super cute all short and dark hair ike.
And are you tryin ta break ma heart! Come on, vern! :) Oh reuben. What a scallywag!
Im so hungry my tummy is yelleing at me. What should i wear today? Black tshirt and cut off shorts, hmm?
Haha you BMF are silly!
BMF. I dont think i like that. And what is funny? My style of dressing? My hungry tummy? Or the fact that rupie got a cute bank girl?
Rose just walked by my room, looked at me, and in an aggressive tone said gay. Lol.
The fact that your texting is jumping from thing to things and funny and hyper. Lol
I wish I was not at work, but hey im a survivor!
But thesethings are all true and relevant. And fine. Cut offs and black t it is. Is it hot out?
This new detergent i got is amazing. Smells like a summer breeze of rainbows. Im in a strange mood. Giddy almost
Yes I can tell!
Its good tho. im just glad to not be feelin like a grump at the moment :) and ya know whats gonna make it even better?
Getting your lip pierced?
Hey, what do rainbows smell like? Gold? Vagina?
What?! No. Why would that be your thought? I mean i would love that but its not in the cards. Today.
Are trying to be funny or an ass?
Are you talking about vagina comment or lip piercing? I was just being funny:)
First text lip. Second vagina.
Haha:) so what would make the day Breyer?
Better*
Feasting on banditos and kicking your ass in hangman.
Yeah I'm waiting for you to solve ma word!
And raibows sell like citris and aloe (sensitive skin). And i am showered and wearing clean garments. Thanks you.
Awesome! Cut offs and black tee?
Yup. Like a champion. And i did get your word

I just hope I wake up before this street light changes.

Hi! Working on work-related stuff, staring at my dirty, dirty room. I guess it's not really that bad, just dirty clothes everywhere. But the sun is shining today, and that makes me happy. I just got redbull up my nose, classy, I know. Listening to Rocky Votolato, typing up a carry-out menu for Happy Joe's, crossing my fingers that our store finally re-opens next week. (We had a fire.) (On my shift.) (It was a little scary to say the least.)

I'm enjoying a day off, and to myself. It's pretty nice to stay inside my head for a couple hours. Blair and I have a date with Whisky tonight. I have lukewarm feelings for Whisky, I can only hope for the best. :) Maybe more later, I need to stop distracting myself for now. Adios.

Oh hullo thar, fiveinthemorning.

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WANT.


Happy 5th birthday to my little nephew, Nolan. (I guess that was yesterday, as it is not March first anymore.)

Though it is fiveinthemorning, and the thoughts floating around in my mind at this hour are most likely scattered and lacking significant amounts of importance, let me try my hand at organizing them.

I do not enjoy working until threethirtyinthemorning.
It feels nice to have a blog again.
I should have thought twice before downing that redbull fourhoursago.
It's fiveinthemorning, plus fiftyminutes.
The snow/ice is trying to melt, and I applaud its valiant effort.
Spring, please come?
I am in dire need of an adventure with a camera and a girl. Or two or three. Cameras. Or girls.


And hai! I'm back. Again.